I’m following up yesterday’s list of Assholes of the Cinema by offering up the antithesis.  This time around it’s those who stand up to the evils of establishment and flip it the bird.  It’s also easier than having to write an actual post.  More fun, too.  So here are five of my favorite heroic, anti-establishment, [...]

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This site is supposed to be about fun, funny, and/or fucked up things that amuse me.  You know, the standard “Three F’s.”  I like to keep politics and religion to a minimum because I don’t believe in either one.  Then I mistakenly allowed myself to read a Sarah Palin heavy news article and my eyes [...]

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This is the new commercial for Modern Warfare 2 that was deemed too explicit for television.  My God this made me laugh.

I admit that I do it, but I haven’t done it for a while.  I’m afraid that when I do it again, I won’t remember how.  Or I won’t be able to last very [...]

I just started playing a sword and sorcery game on the Xbox 360.  It’s called Dragon Age Origins.  Here’s a rundown of how it’s been going for me.
–My ancestral home was destroyed.  I hit the road looking for revenge and treasure.  Heavy emphasis on the treasure.  My partner is a dog who keeps wanting me [...]

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It was a hard night.
I felt like I was back in Chicago.  There, Spring was a myth told by people from other non-Chicago places.  These places  were also a myth.  There was no where else; there was only Chicago.  A land with three seasons:  Winter, Summer, Winter.  The summer arrived without warning.  It was cold [...]

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Every now and then Netflix decides to purge movies from my instantly streaming queue.  They give me some advanced warning, and then I have to go through and try to watch everything before it’s wrenched from my steely grip.  Since last week, I’ve had until today to watch Jack Ketchum’s The Lost, a grueling cat-and-mouse [...]

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I know I said I would post every day, but I got nothin’ today.  I mean, nothin’.  So I guess I’ll go ahead and post about April Fools Day.  Which means tomorrow, when it actually is April Fools, then I’ll really have nothin’.  Guess I’ll have to cross that bridge when I come to it.
I [...]

Today Infinity Ward released the highly awaited downloadable content for the video game monster Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.  The DLC went to Xbox Live early this morning and is apparently not working.  But way more entertaining than the article about it on computerandvideogames.com are the comments left by other readers.  Here’s a [...]

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I was on a walk with my better half on Saturday (trust me, she really is the better half) and we passed this sweet, cottage-style house. As we walked along, we saw they had painted a quote from the Bible (Psalms, to be exact) all along the length of the house’s side. I [...]

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Check it out, check it out!
Futurama, the greatest show of all time, returns to Comedy Central in June with all new episodes.
In honor of this occasion I present my top ten Futurama moments.
1.  In the first episode, Fry realizes that he’s woken up 500 years into the future.  “All of my friends and family . [...]