Do you remember this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QIBtCrIns0

Also, I would suggest watching Paranormal Activity during the day when I’m not around, because if I wake up and here it playing in the other room? I cannot take responsibility for what happens in my freaked-out, half-awake state. Just sayin’.

Incidentally – another quote from the perennially ebullient Psycho:

“Ah ha ha – I’m gonna skin yah – haha – wear your face and say hi to your mom, uhuhuh”

Gotta love those guys.

Our general elections are just around the corner and the Conservative party are just positively rabid with excitement at the prospect of savaging our asbergers PM (poor guy had to be taught to smile – imagine that). I saw one of the pre-election speeches this morning – lots of talk of ‘coming together’ etc, but the soundbyte I wanted to offer you was from Cameron, the Conservative Candidate:

It was all gibberish, but one line stuck out – “We want the streets to be policed by our policemen” What does that mean – has there been some kind of militia or substitute force in place that we weren’t aware of? Now that’s just plain creepy.

Biden sounds like fun, though, send him over here – I think he’d fit right in.

Many, many lizard disciples, not unlike James Earl Jones’ snake cult. He does a great snake – and that haircut, MAN! I bet if he turned up for the pancake breakfast they’d all be like:

Pancake Guy: “Dude, only a real killer would turn up with a haircut like that. Help yourself. Rob, make sure he doesn’t run out of maple. Did you cut that yourself?”
JEJ: “Worship me!”
Pancake Guy: “We’re already there, man. You are totally hard looking. What else can you do that’s worth worshipping cause Mikey here can roll his tongue and we’ve been, like, worshipping that forever, which is getting a little tired now.”
JEJ: “I am a snake god. I can turn into a giant snake.”
Pancake Guy: “Really?”
JEJ: “Sure, why not. Is this proper maple syrup?”
Pancake Guy: “Of course, what do you think this is, some kind of Persian gig?”
JEJ: “What grade is it?”
Pancake Guy: “I – uh – Mikey, the tongue, THE TONGUE!”
JEJ: “You can all die now.”
Pancake Guy: “Muffin?”

Yeah, JEJ is totally cool, plus he’s Darth Vader (not counting the Green Cross Code guy inside the suit, the one with the West Country accent) so I’d worship him, but I don’t think I’d worship the Lizard – no offense (unless you have a JEJ hair-do and can turn into a giant monitor lizard that doesn’t look at all fake like the shark at Disney).

I did it again – keyboard diarrhea. So sorry (and I’m at work).