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I was on a walk with my better half on Saturday (trust me, she really is the better half) and we passed this sweet, cottage-style house. As we walked along, we saw they had painted a quote from the Bible (Psalms, to be exact) all along the length of the house’s side. I [...]

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Hmph.  This is some mildly interesting shit.
So Dick “Head” Cheney is supporting Trey Grayson in the  Kentucky Senate race versus Rand Paul, son Ron Paul.
I’m bias here because I believe Cheney is an evil troll who has intimate relations with his own feces.  You know, like it says in the Bible?  Therefore, if he supports [...]

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I’m sick of shows with vampires who are all morally conflicted. “I have to drink blood to survive, but I don’t want to hurt anybody. What ever will I do? Bah-wah!” Oh, stick a cross in it and vampire up, you pussy. You’re a vampire, it’s okay. You’re excused. [...]

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I keep getting these ridiculous attempts from online sites to advertise on my blog via the comments section.  Someone tries to post a comment on my blog, and their fake user name links back to a website like “Sock Warehouse” or something as equally useless.  I don’t even need to check the URL.  I can [...]

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That’s right, it’s my birthday.  And the thing about having a birthday on St. Paddy’s is that I have to do twice as much drinking.  That means that I don’t have a lot of time to spend on this post.  It’s going to be quick and to the point.
More people need to [...]