It was a hard night. I felt like I was back in Chicago.  There, Spring was a myth told by people from other non-Chicago places.  These places  were also a myth.  There was no where else; there was only Chicago.  A land with three seasons:  Winter, Summer, Winter.  The summer arrived without warning.  It was [...]

Check it out, check it out! Futurama, the greatest show of all time, returns to Comedy Central in June with all new episodes. In honor of this occasion I present my top ten Futurama moments. 1.  In the first episode, Fry realizes that he’s woken up 500 years into the future.  “All of my friends [...]

This review of The Book of Eli by Harry over at Ain’t It Cool News shows why they’re the only site/publication/whatever worth listening to when it comes to movies. Now I really REALLY want to see this movie. That’s all I have time for today.  Don’t push me.

And today’s winner for Best Spam Comment goes to pseudonym “Darci Morga” for this deceitful peace of Shit. “I have a distinct vision on this and I truly wished I had the time right now. I’ll go ahead and subscribe and when I have a chance I’ll leave my opinion. Remarkable blog by the way. [...]

To see in my birthday this year, I watched a couple of Chuck Norris movies with a friend of mine. The first, The Octagon, is an age old favorite of mine. Partly because I first saw it at the drive-in when I was a kid. One of the few positives to having a bi-polar parent: [...]

I dropped out of blogging for a while and now I am dropping back in. Some friends have made me remember how much fun it is. So the Lizard King is back! Now what do I do. I don’t really have anything to say. But I hate to waste all this white space. You have [...]

“I need something that will kick start my intellect. You know, until another job comes along.”