Woo-hoo!  Oh, yes!  It’s finally here!  The last day of NaBloPoMo has finally arrived.  And not a second too soon because I really think the well has run dry.  If you’ve been reading my posts, then you know that the well probably ran dry about a week or so ago.  Nevertheless, I have stayed strong [...]

Man, there is no way I can write a decent post tonight.  I’m not even going to pretend that I can.  My hangover is demanding that I spend some quality time with it instead  I tried arguing with my hangover earlier and boy did I learn my lesson.  From here on, hangovers get priority. This [...]

My God, I am full to the brim with turkey. And what better way to continue the Thanksgiving festivities than by settling with with a couple of holiday features.  Tonight, my good friend, the dreaded Kingmob, and I, will be screening Wholly Moses (Starring Dudley Moore) and the Human Centipede (starring a human centipede).  There [...]

I was going to call this post “Turktacular!”  But Mrs. Lizard King thought it sounded too much like “testicular.” Finally, after all these years, I have made my dream turkey.  Seasoned with tarragon, garlic, butter, salt, pepper, rosemary, thyme, and savory.  This is a joyous day indeed! Merry Thanksgiving Day everyone.  And to all, a [...]

I went to see a Cirque show last night with Mrs. Lizard King. I was going to post about that today, but all I can think about is nommin’ me some juicy turkey. Instead, here’s the ending to the Buck Rogers episode Space Rockers.  A more text book example of eighties television you will not [...]

Mrs. Lizard King brought up a forbidden topic the other day.  She said that we should cook our own turkey this year. It was very brave of her to say this.  She knows how deeply the old wound still burns. Seven years ago we tried to cook a turkey.  I mean, cook a raw turkey.  [...]

this is a blog post. But you and I know the truth, so let’s just call it what it is: a blatant attempt to meet my quota for National Blog Posting Month. No more, no less. I tried to post earlier, but the server was down. Then I was stricken with sinus pain that made [...]

Party relations between Democrats and Republicans are currently shakier than ever.  Between professional Democrats and Republicans, that is.  Normal people don’t give a shit.  These differences between the lawmaker, hand shakers of this country have to be resolved, or else nothing is ever going to get accomplished. I’d like to offer some very simple, bi-partisan [...]

It looks like AMC’s The Walking Dead got back on track this Sunday.  I was worried after last week.  That episode, entitled, Guts, seemed really bad when I first watched it.  I watched it a second time, and it wasn’t bad at all, really.  It just had some rough spots.  Namely, a couple of poorly [...]

If you don’t get the title of this post, by the way, then you are tragically un-hip. Or it’s the exact opposite.  I’m not sure how that works anymore. Well, once again, my hopes for a decent alien invasion have been flushed down the toilet by this weekend’s opening of Skyline.  Looks like it’s a [...]