Man, ain’t that the truth.
I think at this point I can back off my commitment to post each day.  It was initially just a way of prompting me to blog again.  I’ve been blogging pretty regularly, so I think I’m back in the swing of it.  If I keep making myself blog every day, then [...]

Today is rough.
I had little sleep the last two nights after a heavy night of barfing up greasy food on Saturday.  You didn’t need to know that and yet there it is.  The last thing I feel like doing is writing a post.  Yet here it is.

Not enough? Here’s another one.

I think that last [...]

Man, I really dig Obama.  It feels good to be able to say that about a President.  Obama actually feels like a President.  Or maybe a high school principal.  He has that “you kids stay out of trouble now” vibe.  George W. was more like that coach who teaches Driver’s Ed and then ends up [...]

Man, I am really enjoying the new FX series Justified.  It’s based loosely on an Elmore Leonard short story and it manages to actually feel like Leonard is writing it.  That’s probably because Leonard is producing it.  Moma Leonard didn’t raise no idgits.
It’s reminding me why I loved reading Elmore Leonard so much.  I actually [...]

A new species of Monitor lizard was discovered!
This is big news here at Brain Lizards.  The staff and I are very excited.  As long as he doesn’t come around asking for money like so many of my distant cousins.  This guy was over six feet long when they found him.  He was being carried on [...]

It was a hard night.
I felt like I was back in Chicago.  There, Spring was a myth told by people from other non-Chicago places.  These places  were also a myth.  There was no where else; there was only Chicago.  A land with three seasons:  Winter, Summer, Winter.  The summer arrived without warning.  It was cold [...]

Check it out, check it out!
Futurama, the greatest show of all time, returns to Comedy Central in June with all new episodes.
In honor of this occasion I present my top ten Futurama moments.
1.  In the first episode, Fry realizes that he’s woken up 500 years into the future.  “All of my friends and family . [...]

This review of The Book of Eli by Harry over at Ain’t It Cool News shows why they’re the only site/publication/whatever worth listening to when it comes to movies. Now I really REALLY want to see this movie.
That’s all I have time for today.  Don’t push me.

And today’s winner for Best Spam Comment goes to pseudonym “Darci Morga” for this deceitful peace of Shit.
“I have a distinct vision on this and I truly wished I had the time right now. I’ll go ahead and subscribe and when I have a chance I’ll leave my opinion. Remarkable blog by the way. I’m [...]

To see in my birthday this year, I watched a couple of Chuck Norris movies with a friend of mine. The first, The Octagon, is an age old favorite of mine. Partly because I first saw it at the drive-in when I was a kid. One of the few positives to having a [...]