I watched the remake of Nightmare On Elm Street last night.  This movie was so tame that it didn’t even scare Spacecase!  That’s about as non-scary as you can get without being a puppy.  Plus, it was generally uninspired, poorly written, and just plain boring.  I’m not even that big a Nightmare On Elm Street [...]

For some reason, I’ve been watching a lot of Man Vs Nature Sci-Fi movies as of late.  I’ve made some nice discoveries that I thought I would pass on.  These aren’t pleasant films in the least.  But if, like me, you find yourself obsessing over the state of the world, then these films will remind [...]

Watched Paranormal Activity last night after Mrs. Lizard King went to bed.  Turned out all the lights and opened the windows for extra ambient background sounds.  My verdict?  It creeped the poopers out of me.  And I’m someone who never says “poopers.”  In fact, I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever used [...]

I finally rented Paranormal Activity so I can see what weaker mortals think of as scary.  I can’t watch it with Mrs. Lizard Kind around.  She actually gets scared by old Twilight Zone episodes with Burgess Meredith.  I have to wait for her to go to bed before I watch it.  Which is the perfect [...]

I was flipping channels last night and stopped on Conan the Barbarian.  I was just in time for favorite scene, too.  The barbarians are all having a pancake breakfast meeting and Conan waxes poetic about what is best in life.  Absolute best scene in the movie.  Mrs. Lizard King despises Conan the Barbarian.  I don’t [...]

This site is supposed to be about fun, funny, and/or fucked up things that amuse me.  You know, the standard “Three F’s.”  I like to keep politics and religion to a minimum because I don’t believe in either one.  Then I mistakenly allowed myself to read a Sarah Palin heavy news article and my eyes [...]

Every now and then Netflix decides to purge movies from my instantly streaming queue.  They give me some advanced warning, and then I have to go through and try to watch everything before it’s wrenched from my steely grip.  Since last week, I’ve had until today to watch Jack Ketchum’s The Lost, a grueling cat-and-mouse [...]