I’m rapidly running out of juice for these posts.  Thank the gods that tomorrow is the last day for National Blog Till You Die Month.  I can’t keep this up every single day, man.  It’s not just because I’m lazy, either.  It’s mostly because I don’t have all that much to say.  (Believe me, when [...]

Okay, I can finally get around to posting about Friday night’s double feature.  Let me begin by saying that Wholly Moses and Human Centipede are not good movies.  But, if you’re going to watch Human Centipede, I highly recommend watching Wholly Moses first.  It makes Human Centipede seem so much better by comparison. What can [...]

My God, I am full to the brim with turkey. And what better way to continue the Thanksgiving festivities than by settling with with a couple of holiday features.  Tonight, my good friend, the dreaded Kingmob, and I, will be screening Wholly Moses (Starring Dudley Moore) and the Human Centipede (starring a human centipede).  There [...]

I don’t know why it’s Lizard Tuesday.  It just is. If you’re currently watching AMC’s The Walking Dead, but you haven’t read the comic series it’s based upon, this past week’s episode captures the feel of the comic perfectly.  That might be because it was written by series creator, Robert Kirkman.  As a man whose [...]

Here you are. Something funny to help take the suck out of Monday.  A blooper reel from the third season of Always Sunny In Philly. WARNING: This will make you laugh out loud.

If you don’t get the title of this post, by the way, then you are tragically un-hip. Or it’s the exact opposite.  I’m not sure how that works anymore. Well, once again, my hopes for a decent alien invasion have been flushed down the toilet by this weekend’s opening of Skyline.  Looks like it’s a [...]

I mentioned before that I keep watching movies that are so full of spoilers, I can hardly say anything about them without ruining the experience for others. Well, here’s the worst of the bunch. I mean, it’s most likely the best of the bunch. But I can’t tell you about it. Trust me, if I [...]

I finally watched the full version of Neil Blomkamp’s short film inspired by the Halo games.  I understand that he did a series of Halo shorts to promote the launch of Halo 3 years ago.  I’m not sure if this film is a pieced together version of those shorts, or, if it’s something else he [...]

I have to be honest.  I got nothin’ today.  It’s the end of a long week and I am completely spent. The best I can offer up is some movie news that I am very excited about.  Guillermo Del Toro’s adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness.  This will be the first big [...]

I can’t swing with standard movie reviews.  Too much blah blah and not enough bottom line.  That’s why I’m squeezing all of the movies I’ve seen recently into one post.  Also, most of the movies I watch involve severe plot twists that I can’t reveal without spoiling the movie.  That doesn’t leave a lot to [...]