My God, I am full to the brim with turkey.

And what better way to continue the Thanksgiving festivities than by settling with with a couple of holiday features.  Tonight, my good friend, the dreaded Kingmob, and I, will be screening Wholly Moses (Starring Dudley Moore) and the Human Centipede (starring a human centipede).  There will be lots of drinking involved, followed by bad religious jokes, followed by hot centipede-on-centipede action.  Then we’re going to watch the movies.  Ha!  Just kidding.  It promises to be a great time, and I sincerely hope I don’t hurl.

Aren’t you sad that you can’t join us, Internet?  I feel for you, so here’s a taste of what you’ll be missing.

(Moses-wise, not Centipede.  Perfectly safe to watch, I swear.)