Many, many lizard disciples, not unlike James Earl Jones’ snake cult. He does a great snake – and that haircut, MAN! I bet if he turned up for the pancake breakfast they’d all be like:

Pancake Guy: “Dude, only a real killer would turn up with a haircut like that. Help yourself. Rob, make sure he doesn’t run out of maple. Did you cut that yourself?”
JEJ: “Worship me!”
Pancake Guy: “We’re already there, man. You are totally hard looking. What else can you do that’s worth worshipping cause Mikey here can roll his tongue and we’ve been, like, worshipping that forever, which is getting a little tired now.”
JEJ: “I am a snake god. I can turn into a giant snake.”
Pancake Guy: “Really?”
JEJ: “Sure, why not. Is this proper maple syrup?”
Pancake Guy: “Of course, what do you think this is, some kind of Persian gig?”
JEJ: “What grade is it?”
Pancake Guy: “I – uh – Mikey, the tongue, THE TONGUE!”
JEJ: “You can all die now.”
Pancake Guy: “Muffin?”

Yeah, JEJ is totally cool, plus he’s Darth Vader (not counting the Green Cross Code guy inside the suit, the one with the West Country accent) so I’d worship him, but I don’t think I’d worship the Lizard – no offense (unless you have a JEJ hair-do and can turn into a giant monitor lizard that doesn’t look at all fake like the shark at Disney).

I did it again – keyboard diarrhea. So sorry (and I’m at work).