This site is supposed to be about fun, funny, and/or fucked up things that amuse me. You know, the standard “Three F’s.” I like to keep politics and religion to a minimum because I don’t believe in either one. Then I mistakenly allowed myself to read a Sarah Palin heavy news article and my eyes starting getting all green like Bruce Banner when he gets angry. Now, I’m not going to turn this post into a soap box rant because I honestly have little to no opinion on these dim-witted, fear-mongoring, media whore fanatics. Almost none.
But I do have very strong opinions about Film. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so let this be my commentary. Here are five of my favorite oppressive, bullying assholes from the movies.
#1. “Captain”
#2. Frank
#3. Lumbergh
#4. Smith
#5. Cheney
Sorry, that last one wasn’t actually Dick Cheney. Buy you can understand my confusion.
Lovely selection. May I suggest a clip that might typify our perception of your political circus; anything from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre featuring Leatherface.
It’s scary and entertaining at the same time, but there’s that little, primitive part of our brains that can’t help but think we might be next on the butcher’s block.
Might I offer an appeal on behalf of the British people – please don’t let Palin/Leatherface find her way out of the Mid-West (I know she’s not from there, but you get my drift) and into our homes with her political chainsaw, I might get a headache.
You better pray another Republican doesn’t take the oval office or it’s only a matter of time before they decide to invade you guys as well. Although, we are close to being one country anyway. Except you guys won’t stop talking funny. Also, your crime rate is way too low. But don’t worry. We’ll help you fix those thing! BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!