I know I said I would post every day, but I got nothin’ today.  I mean, nothin’.  So I guess I’ll go ahead and post about April Fools Day.  Which means tomorrow, when it actually is April Fools, then I’ll really have nothin’.  Guess I’ll have to cross that bridge when I come to it.

I just want to put this out there for people who think that April Fools Day is fun.

IT ISN’T.

And if you’re someone who looks forward to April Fools because you think that April Fools jokes are funny?  That means that you are not funny.  You need to be schooled in actual funny.  That means watching all the Marx Brothers movies (maybe skip the last two or three) and every episode of Futurama.

When I was younger, I had this thing I did whenever someone played an April Fools joke on me.  I would look them in the eyes somberly and say, “I just found out I’m going blind.”  Then I would walk away.

Now THAT was funny!

Hey, you know what else is funny?  Funny and really really gay?

The 1980 version of Flash Gordon!

Mom always said, Don’t play ball in the house!