Hmph.  This is some mildly interesting shit.

So Dick “Head” Cheney is supporting Trey Grayson in the  Kentucky Senate race versus Rand Paul, son Ron Paul.

I’m bias here because I believe Cheney is an evil troll who has intimate relations with his own feces.  You know, like it says in the Bible?  Therefore, if he supports anything it is the duty of the human race to oppose it.

Let me break down the cons of  Trey Grayson against the pros of Rand Paul.

Con:  Grayson believes we should keep detaining and torturing terrorist suspects.  What’s wrong with that you ask?  Well, what they don’t tell you is that Grayson’s list of possible terrorists includes Conan O’Brien, creepy storefront mannequins, that kid who made Grayson’s nose bleed in third grade, people who use grenade launchers in Modern Warfare 2 online multiplayer, monkeys, ostriches, Yoda, and Grayson’s own mother.

Pro:  It’s fun to say Rand Paul’s name like he’s a character from Lord of the Rings.  “The floor recognizes Rand Paul Son of Ron Paul!  What news do you bringeth fortheth, Son of Ron Paul!”  Shit like that.

Con:  “Trey” is a really gay first name.  And not the good kind of gay like that guy who helps you through a tough break-up and then splits a pint of Ben & Jerry’s with you.  But the bad kind of gay.  Like someone who’s name is “Trey.”

Pro:  Did I mention that Rand Paul is the son of Ron Paul?  And Ron Paul is a doctor?  That’s right, you know what I’m thinking.  Free x-rays!  Just say Rand Paul Son of Ron Paul sent you.

Con:  Trey Grayson cannot get you free x-rays.  Think about that.

Pro:  Rand Paul almost held the world record score on Tron.  Critics might raise objection to cite this as a pro since he never actually broke the old record.  I say, have you ever played Tron?  That game is really hard, damnit!  Seriously hard on the higher levels.

Con:  “Trey” actually rhymes with “gay” which shows how gay he is.  (Again, bad gay and not good gay.)  In addition, if you take the letters g-a-y out of Grayson you have “gay” (the bad kind).  My my, and what letters does that happen to leave behind?  R-O-N!  Grayson’s own last name supports Ron Paul!

Oh.  That’s right, Ron’s not running.  It’s his son.  Well, it’s still an odd coincidence, don’t you think?

There it all is in simple black and white.  I hope I’ve helped to shed some light on something.  Anything really.

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Hey, I said I’d post each day.  You know how tough it is to find things to write about?

I’m going to lay down for a while.  My head feels funny.