And today’s winner for Best Spam Comment goes to pseudonym “Darci Morga” for this deceitful peace of Shit.

“I have a distinct vision on this and I truly wished I had the time right now. I’ll go ahead and subscribe and when I have a chance I’ll leave my opinion. Remarkable blog by the way. I’m trying to get one going but my programming friend is slacking off on me. Thanks again for your post!
Your Friend – Darci Morga.”

They left this one on my very first post, Birth of a Lizard.  The entry was all about why I was starting to blog again.  How can they have a “distinct vision” about that?  If I were stupid enough to fall for that, then I would deserve to have a friend like Darci Morga.  (Oh, look!  A carrot under a box propped up by a stick!  Let me at it, nom nom nom!)  And let me tell you something, Darci.  If you need a “programming friend” to set up your blog for you, then you are an idiot.  If you really need help starting one, let me refer you to a helpful tool called the internet.  You know, that thing that your blog is going to appear on?  Oh, there I go again.  Acting  like these robots are real people.

Morga is kind of a cool name.  I want it to be my name now.  King Morga.  I like the sound of it.

Keep ‘em comin’, you assholes.  Keep ‘em comin’.