I dropped out of blogging for a while and now I am dropping back in. Some friends have made me remember how much fun it is. So the Lizard King is back!
Now what do I do.
I don’t really have anything to say. But I hate to waste all this white space. You have no idea what the rent is like on this place. Now it’s even harder to come up with something to talk about because I feel like everyone is looking at me. Stop it!
I’ll tell you what. You come back again tomorrow and I promise that it will be more interesting. I am making a commitment to this blog that I will post at least once a day Monday through Friday. In the meantime, enjoy this video that celebrates my obsession with the horrible Nicholas Cage remake of The Wicker Man. Enjoy!
Maybe the funniest thing related to this video is the guy on Youtube who commented on it saying, “Ah hah ha! This video completely undermines his suffering!” Talk about cutting right to the heart of the comedy. Thanks, Mr. Spock.
I cannot believe the number of quality actresses who stooped to making this piece of crap. But I guess they gotta eat too.
Come on. This might go down as one of the greatest bad movies of all time. Give it some credit.
The Spock in me wants to say, “Dude, stop yelling, the bees will get in your mouth!” But if he stopped talking, how would he be able to continue to tell me everything I’m already seeing onscreen?
I really need to watch this whole movie. I thought I already had, but realized I’d just seen the clips on YouTube.
Nicholas Cage in pain – if only it were real.
Damn those cgi bees.